可

之一

孟子:人之患，在好為人師。
                                                                               
孟子說:一個人的毛病，在於喜歡當人家的老師
                                                                               
孟子o.s:所以我都到處嘴砲，學生就管他去死咧(挖鼻孔)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
子曰:"自行束脩以上，吾未嘗無誨焉"
                                                                               
孔子說:只要有帶肉乾來的人，我沒有不教他的。(因為我愛吃。)
                                                                               
孔子o.s:孟軻這小王八蛋，是在諷刺我逆?(怒)

之二

孟子曰:"盡信書，則不如無書。吾於<武成>，取二三策而已矣。
            仁人無敵於天下;以至仁伐至不仁，而何其血之流杵也!"
                                                                               
孟子說:"完全相信書上的話，那倒不如沒有書。我對於<周書.武成>篇的文字，
           只取二三片竹簡所載的罷了。仁人在天下是沒有敵手的;憑武王這最仁
           慈的人去討伐那最不仁慈的，怎麼會殺得血流漂杵呢?"
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
小白癡孟軻你是跟武王姬發很熟逆?
                                                                               
都幾百年前的事你又知道了?
                                                                               
歷史本來就是贏的人寫的，自顧自的把姬發想成仁人
                                                                               
這不就跟我們自顧自的以為墨子很帥一樣嗎?= =

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